Meatballs

Actual conversation at work this morning:


“So how many meatballs do you think we can make out of Ann?”

“Dinner-size or cocktail-size?”

“Cocktail – we’re gonna throw a party!”

“Well, assuming we use everything, I figure we can get around 30 pounds of meat, and we could probably get 15-20 meatballs per pound…so maybe 600?”

“That’s what I thought.”